Postcards from Hawaii : 221107

Aloha, gobble gobble gobble

Let us all give thanks to happy. Happy was a cheerful turkey who grazed upon the corn he was fed all his life. Today he fed me.

Thanks Happy for giving my belly the need to undo the top button. Thanks White House for feeding me Happy.

Yep, it was my first American thanks giving, and what a day it was. firstly woke up with a killer headache, you know how it is when your lying in bed and it feels like your brain is spinning. Last night we hit the Party Bus and ended up a club called “Next Door”. Upon first look I thought we were in China Town, ornamentals all over the show. It was 80s night so i hit the dance floor big time, it’s great when no one knows you and those who do don’t care. Such were the dance moves I was jamming I had a black man complement me on my prowess. “Brother, if you could see my room right now you would see the white man is my hero”.

And then came along Jenny-Lee. J-Lee as I will call her spoke the biggest load of nonsence and name dropped so much if i had a quarter in each pocket for every time she mentioned some recording with Erika Baaaaduuuu my pants would have fallen off. BUT you see, her accent is what got me, oh my golly gosh, if I was blind i would have been in heaven, and add the fact that I was sitting for most of the conversation while she was standing infront waffling on her black lacies were playing peekaboo. Jenny Jenny Jenny.

And then today I played plumber boy. Someone in the house has a habit of blocking the toilet and not doing anything about. Little ol me flushes the damn thing and splash splash get your wellies on it’s plunging time. I will be giving the house a stern talking to.

Then my bicycle, or the bicycle that was to be mine in the near future broke while riding to eat happy. Never the less retired the bike, was picked up, ate happy and now I bring to you todays eye candy. Amidst the revealing of flesh Royden here managed to boost, get the shot and still see the lovelies.

Untill tomorrow, as I say in Hawaii, Do not drink Budweiser, there is a reason they print the alchohol content on the can.

Mahalo