Bonjeur,
I have a theory, a theory as to why the French guys are perceived to be a collective of 'Poefs'. Yes this is a stereotypical collective but bare with me.
The French woman have no problem presenting themselves on the beach topless. The majority of these are older woman who have long lived past the self consciousness worn by the younger female collective however there are still those who garner a double take. It is these younger females from which my theory is derived.
Every male loves a pert breast, those who do not have it blatantly staring them in the face each time they go for a surf or beach stroll have a greater love for them. Thus it could be due to the fact that the French male sees said Pert Breasts on a day to day basis that he does not appreciate the full beauty of them. It could be this lack of greater appreciation that they wear 'Man Panties' otherwise known as the Speedo as if it were their form of the female breast. Along with their love for the Speedo they have unfathomable fashion sense, yes it is something most woman wished a man would have but they also agree that the Speedo is a poef thing. SO . . When you add the subconscious dress sense with the Speedo you have a "2 the power of 2" mathematical equation which in the end results in . . POEF.
It is a long winded theory of no scientific backing which has a counter argument on the basis that if a collective is presented with an offering on a day to day basis which they are not interested in it then why do the Americans flock to MacDonalds like non-Euro teenagers to the shores of France with the latest in sunglass fashion?
Until tomorrow . . this theory is not that of the Authorities.
Bye
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