Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Postcards from France - Hossegor : 280808


Bonjeur,

I am writing this from memory, I didn't do it yesterday because I was tired but I did have a good photo but this is better.

These two were & the darling couple of Les Bordaines beach. The film crews, judges, commentators, photographers (yes me included) just couldn't get enough of them. There were even a few brave souls attempting to break their bond of female love. It was not happening. God Bless them.

The girls event started today (yesterday) and finished today (today 'cos remember I am writing this from memory).

It was a long day, 16 heats in total & I got a bit sun burnt. Girls like tattoos - don't let them tell you otherwise, Pepper was out in full swing. Yes 16 heats is normal for Day 1 of a guys event. But this was a girls event & the norm for Day 1 on a Woman's ASP World tour event is 8. Which is why we finished in two days (remember I am writing this a day late).

Long day at "the office" and then it was home and dinner. Remember when next you are in France - When you order 'De Boef' as Medium Rare you will be getting it virtually raw. Order it dead and it's heart will still be beating. Good beer though. My attempt at being French did not impress the posh waitress. Un Beir Pinte was responded with a "oo a pint of beer". Well excuse my poor French I bet jy kan nie die taal praat.

And then somehow dinner conversation turned to how much porn stars earn. apparently Jenna Jameson makes ten thousand dollars a scene while Ron Jeremy only makes 2000 dollars a scene. Yes girls bits a prettier but come on, where would blue movies be without the fuel I ask you.

Any way it was home to bed after the posh dinner.

Until tomorrow . . sacreblue they are gay? Yes - Embrace it.

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